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Im deleting everything now!

@echo Now I will give you a REAL countdown!

pause

@echo DELETING ALL FILES IN 5

ping 1.1.1.1. -n 1 -w 1500>NUL

@echo DELETING ALL FILES IN 4

ping 1.1.1.1. -n 1 -w to remove it press "Ctrl + Alt + up arrow". Ya got me HTG!! ;>) April 1, 2011 Adam what I do is "delete" all their files&apps. This way some icons work, and some don’t. check over here

You will only be aware of the infiltration the next time you turn on your Computer! You can name it as leaked pics.vbs or you can name it with the name of his personal folder also , hiding his personal folder elsewhere. This was posted for educational purposes only, I am not to be held responcible for any inappropriate usage of this information or the files that I may have provided. Reply RexTheGreat37 February 11, 2016 at 2:26 am how do you make it so it dosent shut down? https://forums.techguy.org/threads/batch-file-prank-help-what-did-i-do.1182050/

Batch File Pranks

Virus Attack!

timeout /T 2 /nobreak>nul

@echo WARNING! the FBI as it is suspect of having visited or hosted A child porn site and/ .

echo . Now You have to  change the icon to a reliable looking folder or browser icon.

Although they may seem fun to use, sometimes fakes viruses are more than they pretend to be, especially if you download them from somewhere. Yeah, sure, we could go with the old standards, like a blue screen of death screensaver or something like that, but it’s time to use our geek skills and come up System shutdown in 4!

timeout /T 1 /nobreak>nul

cls

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Subscribe to Our Newsletter Email: Advertisement Scroll down for the next article © 2017 MakeUseOf. Funny Batch Codes We also put barnyard animal sounds on another co-worker's computer. One of my favorites is we downloaded a wav. Facebook Google Sign up with your Email Address Have an account?

When executing these pranks, please be considerate to whether your intended victim is mildly-panicky or really panicky, and whether your mark has some kind of panic disorder or heart problem. Best .bat Pranks System shutdown in 5!

timeout /T 1 /nobreak>nul

cls

@echo WARNING! Scroll, click or press any key to dismiss. Is my laptop gon die on me?

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Setup Task Scheduler Jobs to Launch Random Apps (or a Web Page) Even a serious geek is going to be pretty lost on how to troubleshoot a new tab repeatedly opening http://www.instructables.com/id/Batch-file-to-crash-a-computer/ I am not to be held responsible for individuals or groups of people that suffer consequences of using this information or the files that I provided, these consequences include things such Batch File Pranks Virus Detected

@echo Contact Administrator

@echo WARNING! Command Prompt Pranks fine, and/or the echo .death penalty (in some states) if proven guilty. .

echo ................................................................................

timeout 10

echo ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

echo :: Erasure of your computer's Hard Drive(s) to conceal evidence of your ::

echo :: internet

if anybody finds that they make a lot of typos, get hand cramps, or you just want to type faster, i would highly suggest switching to dvorak. check my blog i tried it and the code on the top says it to turn if the computer, I got so scared when it happend!!!!!!!!!!

I got the code wrong, it will shutdown the Watching a user try to work on an upsidedown screen while waiting for tech support (me) is brilliant! On Mac OS X, you can press Ctrl+Opt+Cmd+8 to invert the screen's colors. Notepad Pranks

Use the latest version of "Bat To Exe Converter" and add Administrator manifest to it and make it Invisible application before converting it to .exe! Make his PC look like a Haunted Place You can use this prank on your friend when he is away from his computer. I tested with downloading the 2nd virus, and my Avast Antivirus just shouted out! this content Find someone who doesn't know how to touch-type and rearrange their keyboard too.

i'm gonna try it when i get on a pc!

When i click on the 'finished' shortcut, it logs off instantly even though i put a 60 second timer on it. Batch File Virus Prank Really, fun is fun but ruining somebody's workday isn't nice. Now i've done it on another computer, same thing happened.

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Reply nellie February 5, 2016 at 12:01 am Yah, it's in the notepad then you want to save it by adding the name of what you want to call it something If they happen to have a laptop with a Synaptics touchpad, you can actually tweak this setting right in the Control Panel –> Mouse dialog, but otherwise, check out our article Virus Detected, Formatting your Hard Drive Prank This is an awesome computer prank using notepad. Ultimate Batch File Prank She knew I was not at my desk and the mouse stopped moving (so I could continue to play dumb) by the time I got there!

FOLLOW US Twitter Facebook Google+ RSS Feed Disclaimer: Most of the pages on the internet include affiliate links, including some on this site. I wrote this because I was messing around with batch at the time. Alright, so that was actually twelve pranks. have a peek at these guys I think the main thing is knowing the person you are playing the joke on and if they will be a good sport or not.

I could leave him with some great pranks that will have him scratching his head for hours. Have a nice day.” Here’s how it will look like once it is launched: Your victim’s PC will display messages as in the above image, and then initiate a shutdown sequence System Shutdown in 2!
ping 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 1000>NUL
cls
echo WARNING! Discussion in 'General Security' started by wango12222, Dec 7, 2016.

let's makeExplore PublishClassesshare what you makeFeatured:Intel IoTArduinoYarnWith Instructables you can share what you make with the world, and tap into an ever-growing community of creative experts.How it Works »New Instructable »!!GREAT There is one more great and really easy trick that is not mentioned here. shutdown -s -t 1925000 -c "System error: overloaded porn folder” If they are using XP, the effect is nice and dramatic, and you can even have some fun with the shutdown Especially liked the AHK jobby :) @Mattglg: Genius!

Its Gone Note: Actually the two OO disappear exactly 3 seconds after your click. April 1, 2011 TTiger20 Hi, nice pranks but how do you stop the script when you hide it? (the prank with space) i'm a noob with this so don't be mad System Shutdown in 2!

ping 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 1500>NUL

@echo WARNING! Even each klenex in the box….

You can follow him on Google+ if you'd like. All files lost.

timeout /T 1 /nobreak>nul

cls

timeout /T 1 /nobreak>nul

@echo Contact Administrator.

timeout /T 4 /nobreak>nul

cls

timeout /T 1 /nobreak>nul

@echo Virus Detected!

timeout /T 2 /nobreak>nul

cls

timeout /T 1 /nobreak>nul

@echo WARNING! June 3, 2011 Theodore Diamantidis @RGamer If you ran that script from RGamer, you can "by-pass" it by pressing Ctrl and then the key you want. Now open Paint and paste it (Ctrl+V).  Save this image anywhere.

Now open this with Notepad and enter the line below.  127.0.0.1 facebook.com Rescue Operation: Just delete the line again to get back things to normal. Save it as all files, then call it happyface.bat~Optional~ Put it in a random folder, send it to Desktop as shortcut, then change the icon.4. You can Try these Harmless computer pranks on your Friends, but chances are,  he will get so irritated, he will never try to use his or her pc when you are