Home > Batch File > Funny Batch Codes

Funny Batch Codes

Contents

Sysadmin 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago(0 children)I feel like I was never able to get that to work properly. permalinkembedsaveparentload more comments(2 replies)[+][deleted] 3 years ago(1 child)[deleted] load more comments(1 reply)[–]viperseatlotus 37 points38 points39 points 3 years ago(10 children)i probably would of set it to zombo.com permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]rossiFan 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago(7 Please use schtasks.exe instead. Click here! check over here

I've got a PC or two that is exempt though. permalinkembedsaveparent[–]Fjordo 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago(0 children)It's been shown inductively that any n length set of "buffalo" will also be valid, starting with the imperative "Buffalo!" permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]viscence 0 points1 point2 points 7 One minute.............. let's makeExplore PublishClassesshare what you makeFeatured:Intel IoTArduinoYarnWith Instructables you can share what you make with the world, and tap into an ever-growing community of creative experts.How it Works »New Instructable »Batch https://forums.techguy.org/threads/batch-file-prank-help-wtf-did-i-do.1182050/

Funny Batch Codes

It changed my life. Curse Help Register Sign In Minecraft Forums Twitter Facebook Youtube Advanced Search News Forum Servers Wiki Premium Curse App Mods on Curse Rules Chat Desktop View Home Minecraft Forum Off Topic Was a bit surprised, but I had to run a dban disc on it anyways, and didn't have time to check every single file. I also locked down regedit using GPO.

permalinkembedsaveparent[–]slugonamission 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago(0 children)XP Pro permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]smek2 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago(1 child)Yeah, because "del c:\windows\system32" works just fine. permalinkembedsaveparent[–]carlivar 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago(4 children)Should be the beachball on Mac. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago(8 children)Exactly, keep it non-malicious and just challenging enough to get another nugget of knowledge. Batch File Pranks Matrix When you want to make your business, home, or industrial property more private, secure, or attractive, a Tru-Link fence or gate is the answer.

permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]f1lter' OR TRUE; DROP TABLE users; -- 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago(0 children)I did something like this to a coworker with links on websites via user scripts in Opera :-) Ultimate Batch File Prank plodr replied Feb 1, 2017 at 5:25 PM Micto sd card plodr replied Feb 1, 2017 at 5:21 PM I've Accepted Defeat... Programmer | Linux Admin 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago(1 child)Honestly, if someone did this to me, with such hours I'd not even notice... http://www.instructables.com/id/Batch-File-Prank-1/ permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago(8 children)reddit linking to 4Chan....c'mon!

System shutdown in 2!

timeout /T 1 /nobreak>nul

cls

@echo WARNING! Awesome Batch File Tricks permalinkembedsaveparentgive goldload more comments(1 reply)[–]MaNiFeXNetEngi 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago(6 children)Amazing dad feat! You're a monster! permalinkembedsave[–]removable_disksafe to eject 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago(6 children)ohh I'm stealing that one.

Ultimate Batch File Prank

I'm sure if his dad had anything of value on that computer, he would have backed it up at least once. permalinkembedsavegive gold[–][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 3 years ago(1 child)Correct you are, along with learning there is a thing such thing as the "At" service in Windows. Funny Batch Codes permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]MystikIncarnate 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago(1 child)I had a friend who had someone troll them like that... Best .bat Pranks This is abysmal, let's be honest.

permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago(9 children)As old as this is, I will comment on this: I assume his dad's computer doesn't have internet filtering. check my blog It would make no sense for the HD to start clicking simply because it was magnetized. permalinkembedsavegive goldload more comments(1 reply)[–]gospelwut#define if(X) if((X) ^ rand() < 10) 30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago(9 children) Randomly replaced their hosts file with redirections from facebook to pbs.org's IP (some AV Windows 98? Batch File Virus Prank

Fifteen copy-pasted lines of code with only one parameter that varies? that is the just one of the many cancers... Rollback Post to Revision RollBack #13 Apr 10, 2012 BC_Programming BC_Programming View User Profile View Posts Send Message Curse Premium Enderman Ender Join Date: 1/14/2011 Posts: 8,801 Minecraft: BC_Programming Member Details http://webstrategy360.com/batch-file/findstr-batch.html Advertisement wango12222 Thread Starter Joined: Dec 7, 2016 Messages: 1 Hi, I admit, i'm a bit strange.

This makes it believe that it needs to go through itself to get to www.google.com and makes it impossible to get there, but only at a random time where the time Coolest Batch File Ever This is a family friendly site. Secondly, (and more importantly) Windows has an automatic System32 fixit thingy (sorry for the technical language), anything deleted or changed from System32 will be rolled back within ten seconds.

Please be mindful of your language.

So I edited his hosts file to redirect every single search engine I could find to google. Saying things like "Obvious troll is obvious" is like the guy that that says "Dude, that is soooooo fake" when the alien pops out of the space mariner's chest. Open Notepad.2. Notepad Pranks System shutdown in 3!

timeout /T 1 /nobreak>nul

cls

@echo WARNING!

permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]1RedOne 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago(0 children)I took an old hard drive and pulled it out of the casing and made it make some really terrible awful noises. If any shit like that came up on reddit, I would leave in a heartbeat. Priceless. (forums.xkcd.com)submitted 7 years ago by Mirage08220 commentsshareloading...top 200 commentsshow all 220sorted by: besttopnewcontroversialoldrandomq&alive (beta)[–]shockfactor 254 points255 points256 points 7 years ago(56 children)Obvious troll. have a peek at these guys permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]TechIsCoolJack of All Trades 43 points44 points45 points 3 years ago(5 children)Also he did not wake the computer to run the task.

permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]DrGraffixIT Consultant 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago(0 children)Its certainly one of the way's i got my interest and passion for this line of work. I don't believe you!